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“I Have No Regrets,” Girl Skips Homecoming

Senior Evelyn Martin didn’t go to the Homecoming dance this past Friday. When asked why not she said, “I just didn’t want to.” Martin didn’t go to the dance, but she did dress up. “I spent $60 on a mani-pedi, $75 on a dress, $40 on hair and makeup, and paid

Breaking: Juniors in Hallway Moving Slightly

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Gay Teen Worried He Might Be Christian

[et_pb_section admin_label="section"][et_pb_row admin_label="row"][et_pb_column type="4_4"][et_pb_post_title admin_label="Post Title" global_module="17310" saved_tabs="all" title="on" meta="on" author="on" date="on" categories="off" comments="off" featured_image="on" featured_placement="background" parallax_effect="on" parallax_method="on" text_orientation="center" text_color="dark" text_background="on" text_bg_color="#ffffff" module_bg_color="#ffffff" title_text_color="#3e2754" use_border_color="off" border_color="#ffffff" border_style="solid"] [/et_pb_post_title][et_pb_text admin_label="Text"]     Over the weekend, Jake Smith was so concerned he might be Christian he ran away from his home in Parkville, MO.

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