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Taylor Swift is dead? Conspiracy Theories

THEORY: TAYLOR SWIFT GAVE BIRTH TO A REPTILIAN

 

Exhibit A: Swift posted a short video on twitter, August 21st 2017, of a what looks like a newly born reptilian baby. A Redditor believes this is true as Swift hasn’t posted a picture of herself in months–because she pregnant! You may be thinking, “My girl T. Swift is just hyping up her new song. And her Instagram was just recently deleted, that’s why she has no pictures of herself.” Well sorry, no that is unfortunately incorrect.

Exhibit B: Another Redditor discovered if you pause one of Swift’s snake videos at just the right moment, you can see the snake split in two. Now, you might ask, “But isn’t the rest of the snake in the shadows?” The answer to that is of course not, you naive fool. While the serpent’s tail on the left is just that, what we saw on the right is, in fact, a daemon.

THEORY: TAYLOR SWIFT WAS MURDERED AND REPLACED BY A CLONE

 

Exhibit A: As most conspiracy-obsessed people know, in Avril Lavigne’s prime time (2003) she died and was then replaced with a clone who has been impersonating her ever since. The new Avril has tried to spill the tea to the world in cryptic song lyrics and symbolism, but she remains trapped by the music industry globalists.

Exhibit B: Swift has recently been laying low on social media, reconnecting with friends, and focusing on her music. A Redditor points out, “A common strategy with celebrities is to allow them to do their ‘own thing’ (what they believe is their own) until the time comes to use them for a more overt purpose. Those that don’t obey are murdered and replaced.”

Exhibit C: Swift’s lyric in new song “Look What You Made Me Do”: “I’m sorry, the old Taylor can’t come to the phone right now. Why? Oh, because she’s dead.”

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