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GOP Legislation put on hold after Trump’s Free Three Month Microsoft Office Trial Ended

The GOP has had a tough time getting their legislation passed, with just one example being the health care reform flop. So it was unfortunate that in their time of need they were struck with their biggest stumbling block yet: the expiration of Trump’s free Microsoft Office Trial.

Apparently President Trump’s past career as a reality TV host didn’t prepare him for using Microsoft Office (let alone being the president of the United States). He called the high prices of the Microsoft Office package “an outrage” and “sad!” He is refusing to pay for Excel that “no one knows how to use anyway” and has instead decided to transfer to Google Slides.

However, the setup of Google Slides is slightly different and he is having trouble adjusting to the changes. Vice President Mike Pence defended Trump by saying, “We all struggle learning new skills, and Google Slides is very difficult for the vast majority of people to figure out,”

At this point, it could be months before the GOP gets its s#&t together. We are all hoping they overcome this massive hurdle very soon.

 

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